Luggage Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps 29.7.22 Beside me stood a heavily tattooed guitar wielder.We smiled.The tourists continued unloading their luggage.It felt endless.Bag after bag.After bag.Our faces ached.Our eyes turned awkward. ...
Going Places Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps 28.7.22 I slapped my giant rucksack down in front of my fellow travellers.Fished out a compass.Unfurled a giant map of the world.You have to understand,These clowns were traveling light,They were even using Google maps.They looked at me like that knew I meant business. ...
Tragedy Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps 27.7.22 A very evil man,Had quite a tragic backstory.So while he needed to be dealt with,His demise wouldn't be as fun as it could be. ...
Chess Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps 26.7.22 The game was afoot.Me vs. robot.In chess,No less.I clasped a pawn.Shuffled it forward accordingly.The nerdbot grabbed my hand.Squeezed upon my fingers.Vicious sounds spluttered from its cogs and things like that.My bones began to shatter. ...
Coca-Cola Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps 25.7.22 I was sloshing down two cans of hard Coca-Cola a day.Quivering like a fool.Family were in tears around me.Begging I drop the stuff.Pleading for a return to normality.Their waterlogged eyes stared,I placed the can's spout to my lips,Guzzled another mouthful.A process almost instinctive.I held the can aloft,Masking the weeping family.I stroked the can.Leant in for another swig. ...
Addict Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps 22.7.22 My body is a temple.My body is a temple.I chant ad nauseam.Filling myself with chocolate. ...
Swing Time Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps 21.7.22 George sat on the garden swing clutching a pineapple.All of the other adults seemed to be staying inside,Windows misting around them.Clearly there had been some misunderstanding. ...
Water Shortage Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps 20.7.22 Peter's family feared a water shortage.He would lift his arms.The children took to showering under the monsoon spewing from his armpits. ...
Still Hot Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps 19.7.22 "You're doing it wrong, John!"A producer ranted through John's earpiece."Smile at the bastarding sun, John!"John was floundering.His eyes were sweating.He couldn't figure out which way was which anymore.Desperate to please, John gives a big thumbs up (assumed).His thumb wilted away. ...
Collapse Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps 18.7.22 One step.And then Homer collapsed.He stayed there and hoped someone would at least point a fan at himOr something like that.It was really hot is what he noticed.Really hot.Were his nails sweating?Is that possible? ...
Warm Weather Poetry Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps 15.7.22 The postman barely looked human at this point.More of a moist slug in appearance, I suppose.The local residents had hosepipes in hand.Blasted the poor guy as he slithered down the pavement, gasping for air, begging for shade.They became increasingly irate at the tardiness on display.The delays to their deliveries. ...
Lies! Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps 14.7.22 I lied.Then I lied again.Then I accused myself of lying.Then I couldn't figure out if I was lying.Everyone was confused.I was confused!I made up some new lies and threw out the old. ...
Discourse Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps 13.7.22 Dave Numbers hurt Simon's feelings.Simon replied in kind.Dave's opinions were worthless compared to his own.Simon knew this to be true.He knew it! ...
The House of Maureen Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps 12.7.22 Eugene was off to see Maureen.He informed his wife, Eileen.Eileen hadn't yet been,To see the house of Maureen.So she invited herself along.Eileen devoured Maureen's Digestives.And would occasionally knock on the door to tell Eugene they need to be home in time for Antiques Roadshow. ...
Coping Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps 11.7.22 I wipe my forehead.My fingers splash against the keyboard.Heat saps my mind.I watch in horror as my hands melt away. ...
Thatcher Time Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps 8.7.22 Several Tories arrived.You know the sort.They stood over Thatcher's grave,Clasping slaves,Which clasped shovels,Which were being ordered to penetrate the ground.A few doctor types were also on hand,Eager to convince them this plan would not work. ...
Behind the Curtain Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps 7.7.22 Even Priti Patel rocked up.She just couldn't resist.The moment calls rang out for an eviction,Priti would appear.It was like clockwork.A narrow smile somehow filled her face.She poked at her Johnson.Who was, as usual,Ejaculating the typical nonsense.His pudgy arms clasped around a table leg.Carrie stood by revving up a drill,Eager to bolt the thing to the floor. ...
Content Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps 6.7.22 Was my hobby making me content?I consulted with google.Asked it this question.I felt content. ...
Look at Him Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps 5.7.22 Mysterious overcoat,Draped over a mysterious man,Wearing a mysterious hat,Standing in mysterious rain. ...
Capitulate Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps 4.7.22 No, no, no, no, no, no,No, no, no, no, no, no, no,No, no, no, no, no,Oh, Alright then. ...
Poems for Covid 4 Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps 1.7.22 My cat returned.He looked pleased.Did he always look pleased?I don't know.I wasn't paying attention. ...