Pumpkin Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps 31.10.23 Mike tripped over a pumpkin,And fell into some cobwebs,And cracked his head on a tombstone.He sat up and saw a green woman cackling in the distance.Unbelievable. ...
Union Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps 30.10.23 Phil gazed into the mirror,Loving what he saw.The hair, the face, the lot.He peeled it off the wall.Headed down to the registry office.Asked what was needed to get this done. ...
Workload Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps 27.10.23 A witch tried to ease her workload,By publishing an ad in the local paper.A polite request for things like eyeballs and fingers,The necessities, really.Feedback from the local community was horrendous.She was relieved she left out the part about children. ...
Aging Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps 26.10.23 Bobby's hair turned grey.He bought a flat cap,Slapped his cheeks,And practised his glum look. ...
Plumbing Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps 25.10.23 Susan loaded her toilet with tissue.Crossed her fingers,And worked the flush.She pleaded for the water to rise up,To flow beyond the seat bit.She fancied a ride with a plumber.The sort she'd read about it her favourite books. ...
Grudge Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps 24.10.23 My best friend ate my chocolate bar.I told them they weren't welcome here anymore.That they had to leave immediately.In fact the opening line is now inaccurate. ...
Traditional Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps 23.10.23 A talking dog kept demanding sausages.That was pretty much all it would say, really.Its owner hated that it could talk.He was sick of buying sausages.He wanted one of those traditional dogs.The kind that would just sit there and look loyal. ...
Sandman Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps 20.10.23 Sandman invaded.(The iconic Spider-Man villain)The stuff got everywhere.Children ran outside with their buckets and spades and got to work.Sandman was furious with the lack of respect.He wasn't at all interested in their stupid little castles.He needed to be taken seriously. ...
Crossbow Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps 19.10.23 Walter bought a crossbow,Had a pop at his neighbour.He missed!This led to an awkward conversation,In which he requested his bolt back. ...
Pirates Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps 18.10.23 The pirate captain winked.Or blinked.It was hard to tell.The rest of the crew were hesitant in how to deal with the ongoing situation. ...
Notebook Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps 17.10.23 Alan fell in love with Daisy,Who had already fallen in love with Peter.Alan tried to rectify this mistake.He pulled out a notebook.Drafted a list of Peter's flaws.Began reciting them to Daisy. ...
Inheritance Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps 16.10.23 Steve visited his parents.Knocked their thermostat down a few degrees.Tried to mask his displeasure at their use of his inheritance. ...
Albuquerque Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps 13.10.23 I plopped myself down in Albuquerque,Which isn't a name I enjoy typing very much.Had a quick look round.Things were sparse.I was starting to think the name might be all I get out of this trip. ...
Rabbits Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps 12.10.23 Should rabbits drink more waterPondered TaylorCurrently perched on a toilet. ...
90s Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps 11.10.23 Anne got stuck in the 90s,She had a headache,She wanted to get out. ...
Value Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps 10.10.23 Dylan read every word in his book four times.Occasionally glancing up to check for police.He couldn't believe he was getting away with this. ...
Rosie's Night Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps 9.10.23 Rosie stumbled down to the discotheque.Locomotion hampered by a tight leather dress.Found herself a man named Dave, I expect.Hauled him home and went to shed.Trapped like a fish in a trawler net.Weeping in the bathroom desperate for her sex. ...
Jape Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps 6.10.23 A pilot winked at his co-pilot.They began to throttle down.Informed passengers the engines had died.The pilots laughed and cheered and let off party poppers in the cockpit.They kissed and hugged for a while too.Eventually got back on their radio thing and informed the passengers of the jape.Some of whom had since died in anticipation. ...
Australia Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps 5.10.23 Maureen began her journey through yoga.She learned how to fold herself into a neat parcel.Packed herself into an envelope.And shipped herself off to an attractive man in Australia. ...
Imbalance Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps 4.10.23 A couple of men,And another man.Struggled with a seesaw. ...
Batman Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps 3.10.23 Cathy watched her husband disrobe.Peeling layers from his flesh,Like a clementine.Down to the t-shirt.He was interrupted.She insisted the Batman print stay on. ...
Automobile Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps 2.10.23 David fell in love,With his automobile.He slid a wedding ringOff his wife's finger as she slept,And hooked it over the indicator stalk (if that's what it's called). ...