Truck

He'd always wanted to be known as the monster truck guy

To thrive on the cachet that comes with rolling around on those giant wheels

That's why he went out and bought himself a monster truck

Well, if he was being honest with himself he stole the monster truck

Or perhaps more accurately, he was in the process of stealing the monster truck

He was having issues climbing up into the driver hole bit and the owner kept shouting at him to stop