He mustered all of his confidence and finally asked her on a date

"Let's go fishing tomorrow?" he quivered in his swimming trunks

Her eyes widened as she thought about his rod

He went to the shops and bought himself a fancy fishing rod and some hooks and whatever else you need for fishing

He rests his head on the counter before paying

The cashier prods him to ensure he's still alive

He still has no idea why he chose fishing