He wandered through the woods and trumped excitedly upon discovering a sheet of metal

He hauled it home while working on a little tune about his find

"I'm carrying a sheet of metal and I'm going to hit it with a hammer and shape it into a shovel"

No one heard his song but he continued to sing

Obeying the new song he smashed his shovel into shape and proudly held it aloft

He soon realised there was nothing worth digging up and regretted both of his creations