Rodney had an essential look outside
The neighbour's gnomes looked back at him
A whole group of them too!
His hands clenched into rage filled balls
Rodney bounced through the house pulling down all of the curtain poles and taping them together
He slid the unwieldy creation through his window and plunked away at the gnomes
As they tumbled he shouted abusive phrases he thought up while constructing the new device