A bandit caught Santa Claus hauling a giant sack of presents to his sleigh.
"Stick 'em up Sants" he said, wafting a gun in Santa's direction.
Santa chuckled which his traditional hos "you can't shoot me, boy."
The assailant pulled the trigger.
The bullet buzzed right through Santa.
Father Christmas slowly faded from view.
The shooter fell to his knees, tear drops filled his eyes and also fell out of them.