Boris slapped a Santa hat on Hancock's head.
Hooked baubles around his ears.
He ripped off Hancock's shirt and drew a target on his arm.
Boris clapped as he bounced around begging Hancock to cry while chanting about a vaccine.
Hancock jabbed at his eyes to check for water.
His fingers squeaked across the bone dry corneas.
His lips unfurled into a vile smirk as he chuckled at the sound.