Lockdown Party Day

Adults were informed it would soon be party day.

The government hatched plans to distract the covid.

They'd dangle children in front of it and have it chase them to school.

Once there men in hazmat suits would seal the lot up and adults would be allowed on the streets.

Everyone had to pretend it was just going to be a normal boring day though, otherwise it would all be cancelled.

People were already planning their outfits and ordering boomboxes online from Amazon while the children slept.

Houses filled with booze and grown-ups were messaging each other on WhatsApp talking about how they planned on getting hammered and licking absolutely everything.