Stuart tried to elbow bump Katie.
For some reason halving the length of your arm was the done thing these days.
He smiled at the observation his brain made.
Then he missed Katie's elbow.
They fell into each other.
Their masks fell off their ears.
They kissed.
Police charged the pair down.
Began clubbing them with disinfected truncheons.
Zapped them with Dettol laced pepper spray.