Bill got on the internet.
He ordered some tiger eyes off one of those shady websites.
He had them installed and took up boxing.
From then on life took a turn for the worse.
For a start he struggled to really see anything.
He tripped over children as he walked down the street.
Bought the wrong chocolate bars.
Bit into Twirl he thought was a Twix.
All of his worst nightmares were coming true.
Issues compounded when he climbed into the ring.
Fists were thrown at his face and he had no idea when to dodge.