Poetry from the Beach

Kate went to the beach.
She just didn't agree with it.
The wetness of the water
The dryness of the sand.
It simply didn't make sense.
The whole thing infuriated her.
She began stomping around kicking over sandcastles.
Telling children to stop celebrating the monarchy.
At one point she was briefly distracted by a dog.
One of the children managed to erect a flag before she pelted his creation.