On the Subject of Dog Ownership Part 1

My dog disappeared.
I found it later that day foraging for food.
Greedy so it was.
Fat through no fault of my own.
I had fed it that morning.
It had no reason to be foraging.
But forage it did.
When I called the monstrosity it charged towards me barely able to control the mass of its body and I had to dodge to avoid breaking my legs.
Tomorrow he would be back on his diet, and I would be eating sausages.

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