Some people went out for the evening.
When they got to where they were going they sat down and ate food and drank drinks.
As the day grew darker they began to consider heading home.
Suddenly this couple remembered they had a child.
They attempted to steer their bodies home as quickly as possible,
But it took longer than expected because they couldn't keep a straight line.
Finally they made it home and discovered their child dead on the couch.
At least that's what they thought until they gave her a little shove and she woke up.
They began to feel a little better but it still ruined the evening.