My Money

King Prince Charles kept appearing on the television and in pictures on things.

I couldn't help but smile.

I thought about Liz's words (not that one - unless you're thinking of the other one).

I thought about his giant fountain of wealth.

I thought about how one day that would dribble its way down to me.

I penned a letter to a bank.

Set about getting a mortgage with the crown on his shelf.