Taxidermist

Tammy got into taxidermy.
It quickly became her primary hobby.
She'd spend all day and all night hacking up these carcasses,
Loading them with whatever these people use,
And putting them back together.
She became so good at her hobby that she could rattle through several animals a day.
Eventually, after running out of subjects, she had to start murdering local pets to stave off the boredom.
She even starting eyeing up boyfriends in ways she hadn't before.

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