A ninja went to work in tie dye.
He was given the side-eye by his peers,
Those guys prancing round dressed in black,
As you'd expect.
But the plan was perfect.
Guards simply were not looking for that kind of thing,
It wasn't part of their training,
And as a result he could slip into any building unnoticed.
Executions were up 50%.
He penned a missive anticipating an early return home.
Tied it to his bird friend and watched it flutter into the sky.