Buck fell in love with a bear.
Despite numerous letters,
This love went unrequited.
Eventually buck trekked out into the forest,
Carrying some roses and a heart shaped box of chocolates,
As you do,
And offered these to the bear personally.
The bear tucked in.
First to Buck,
Which Buck wasn't too pleased about,
At least not for the brief period he was capable of comprehending events,
And then to the chocolates,
Which the bear didn't enjoy as much.