Dark Side

Darth Vader requested a penis be installed in his robot suit thing.

Emperor Palpatine sent a letter of rejection in return.

Reminded Vader of Padme,

And how disappointed she'd be that he even asked.

The Emperor felt the rage swell within Vader and did one of his evil smiles.

Luke Skywalker sensed waves of anger in the force and had some idea of what must be going on somehow.

He reached out in support but Grand Moff Tarkin or someone like that always intercepted his messages.