Flag Man

Some dithery old man,
Had successfully celebrated his new king.
He wandered round London,
Shocked to discover that not everyone was dressed in a full union flag attire,
And sort of lost his mind a bit.
The next few days were a blur,
At the end of it all he found himself hoisted up a flagpole,
Trying to alert those guards in the silly hats that he was a real man,
And also asking which train he should be catching to get back to Norwich.