Steph's friends organised a weekend of hiking.
Steph opted to wear a brand new pair of shoes.
Something to crumple her feet into painful balls.
Hopefully rip her heels to shreds too.
Half way through some dull field or other,
She collapsed,
Her fingers jutting towards the pulsating lumps at the ends of her legs.
The friends had to haul her home,
And Steph got to spend the rest of the weekend sitting in front of the TV.