A New Activity

Penny waddled herself down to Sports Direct,

And scoured the squalid little hole seeking the perfect sport for her,

Darts.

She'd watched those majestic hunks of meat on screen,

Plunging their little spears into the triple twenties,

They were icons.

She couldn't believe she hadn't thought of it sooner,

Yes, darts.

Darts was the sport for her.

She obtained a set and waddled (again, sorry) all the way back home.

Which wasn't very far,

Because she lived quite close,

Her home was in a very convenient location, all things considered.

Penny, however, lacked the funding to pick up the dart board part of the equation,

So she had to wait for it to be in frame on her television,

And start taking shots at that.