Ron bought some shorts.
He wasn't a fan.
The excessive exposure of knees felt unbecoming.
A longer pair of shorts were in order.
Now the shins were starting to look a bit weird.
'It's time for capris'
Muttered Ron.
'Which, if I'm correct, go to just above the ankle.'
To himself.
Well, that solved the various issues with flesh,
But now he couldn't work out what socks to wear.
Ron went back to jeans.
Good old reliable jeans.