Hopper had been queuing outside Primark for three months
Staff finally peeled back the doors and Hopper climbed to his feet
He turned his t shirt into a mask and bounded around the store
Occasionally revealing his face to flirt with the displays
Unable to contain his excitement he began licking household items beneath the bright lights
He even started unhooking coat hangers and shoving their hooks deep into his gob
"You certainly don't lack lustre" he said to the clothing rails, incredibly pleased with himself