Jason bought a deck of cards.
A Rubik's cube.
He bought an acoustic guitar too.
He aimed to be this year's megatwat.

I own all of these items. I mean sure, owning one or two you could get away with, especially if the cards are filling your quota, but all three? That's just crazy. I'm not particularly proud of the fact, but it does mean I can knock out the odd song and solve a Rubik's cube, which, unfortunately, is something no one ever wants you to do. My name isn't Jason though, so this isn't about me.