Santa's Deliveries

Santa went for a more traditional look this year.
Similar to one of those olden days Christmas cards.
With the green or blue or whatever coat and what have you.
The point is he was damn near unrecognisable.
Mrs Claus found herself slumped over his hospital bed.
Praying he'd pull through.
He'd been shot during a routine delivery.
In America, of course.
Which meant the medical bills would be astronomical too.