Edward Cartwright,
Another of the Cartwright brothers,
Was throwing those little stones found in driveways at Iain Cartwright's bedroom window.
'Is my wife in there?!'
The phrase violently expelled itself from his lips.
Nancy's voice followed,
'Yes, Ed, I'm here'
'And why, pray tell, are you cheating on me?'
Edward remained furious in his delivery.
'I'm not, if you think about it.
He's basically you, Ed,
Only he's better at sex'
It was hot outside.
Edward went home to eat some grapes and think about things.