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Agreed

'That's right'
Said Phil,
Clueless.

Tax

The bank robbery had gone well.
Giles wondered whether he should include the earnings on his tax report.

Entangled

Joan got roped in too.
Unbelievable.
She never imagined herself standing there.
Shovel in hand.
Coated in soil.

Lineage

Harry's son Harrison.
Married Barry's son Barrison.
And they adopted a daughter.

Game Night

Potter was outraged.
He began eating the little tokens.
Chomping chunks off the board.
Insisting he had grasped the rules.
That everyone else was wrong.

Zombie

James got vomited on by a zombie.
He hated that this happened.
He wished he would have died instead.
He didn't want to be cleaning zombie vomit out of his hair.

Crossword

Ben set to work on his morning crossword.
But Ben was thick.
So it took all day.
And he had to apologise to his boss.