Poet Authority Poem Terminal

Godfry stared at his own family and leaked with jealousy
All they'd do was sit around watching Bullseye on repeat
Other families on his internet seemed to be having a blast during the lockdown
Godfry ordered 200 outfits off Amazon set up a costume department in the kitchen
He forced the children into them and set his camcorder on crates of masks and latex gloves
The camcorder whirled into action and the children danced and sang
Godfry wanted to be big on the internet too

Colbert's latest supply of leather bedroom attire was delivered to his neighbour

Vivian refused to collect it for him

Colbert sent several panicked emails to the store querying the subtlety of their packaging

Excuses were practised in the mirror

He repeatedly implied the website was only used for leather care wipes

He swished the cape over his shoulders

And tried to pose very heroically indeed

The cape was shorter than he'd hoped

It produced an unflattering picture from the rear

It fluttered against his buttocks

Big stilts.
Tall clown.