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Batmobile

Batman hopped out of his Batmobile and began the chase.
As he tried to run his legs flung into the air and he landed on his head.
His cape was caught in the Batmobile's Batdoor!
Batman bent his bat ears in the fall and sat on the floor sulking.
Alfred offered to send out some replacements and tried his best to console Batman.

Superman

Superman caught a distant crime with his super-eyes.
He swooped down and punched the criminal's head clean off.
Blood spurted out of the neck hole like a volcano.
Superman hadn't yet learned his own strength.
He began to vomit everywhere.

Escape

Batman forgot where he parked his Batmobile.
Two-Face was getting away!
Robin wouldn't stop complaining.
Batman had promised him ice cream,
After they caught Two-Face.

Reinforcement

Batman delivers a hefty bat-punch.
Joker's head whips back from the force of the bat-impact.
A bat-finger cracks.
He regrets only just realising reinforced bat-gloves would be a good idea.