Poet Authority Poem Terminal

All of Godfry's new hobbies left him with swathes of Amazon boxes
With those he constructed an extravagant fort
Somehow it ended up larger than his house and the whole family moved in
The insulation was woeful and everything got a bit soggy when it rained

Handy Andy bulk ordered paint
He'd coated the same room thousands of times
His friends were tired of constantly being called over for the big reveal
The walls were very heavy
They could barely even squeeze in at this point

"I have been to hell."
A bold claim to impress the extended family.
None believed him.
He did a handstand to win them back.
Tiny IKEA pencils tumbled from his pockets.

A couple visited a castle.
The wife kept comparing the skirting boards to the ones in their house.
She commented on how straight they all were.
Not even a gap above the carpets.
The husband had enough of it all.
He claimed the castle as his own and lopped off his wife's head with a sword plucked from the wall display.
People talked about him less enthusiastically than kings of the past.

The bacon was still attached to the pig.
The whole situation was very inconvenient.

The pen cap had been misplaced.
He fashioned a new one out of his nostril.
It was all going pretty well until he sneezed.