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Camping

Angus went camping
He'd pitched a tent in the kitchen
Smashed the tent pegs into seat cushions and floor tiles and everything
He tried to avoid unnecessary trips to the fridge and had a hose pipe spewing water onto the tent to keep it as real as possible
It was a mess
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Darts

Peter was desperate to visit the pub
He set up a dart board in the kitchen and started lobbing his trusty spears towards it
The fridge quickly became perforated and the dog was leaking all over the floor
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Wimbledon

'It's a bit like playing tennis' Mildred remarked as she smashed Jonathan's balls to pieces.
'Yes' he grunts, bent over the kitchen table.
'Is Tim Henman still going?'
'He's an analyst now' she replied 'he seems to enjoy it.'
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Berry

Mary Berry's glowing white teeth
Scrape against her spoon
They look very realistic
Her wrinkled lips unfurl with a smile
She chomps through the cutlery
The sponge cake is delicious
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