Turning down the road he spots a place to park

"That space will be mine!" he giggled with joy

He excitedly blasts forward at what feels like a million miles per hour

What a rush

Slamming on the brakes he stops next to the gap

It's too small!

He sees another in the distance

This one looks bigger

His feet whirl as he progresses towards the space at a staggering pace

"No," he sighs "this isn't any bigger, it was just the perspective!"

He unclips his helmet and throws it to the floor in a fit of rage

Then gets off his bicycle to jump up and down

"Oh I was riding my bike" he says "never mind then"