Gideon's mouth oozed over the pillow as he slept in freedom

The tooth fairy flapped through the window and smashed into Gideon's wind chimes

Gideon remained silent as she fondled his pillow

Aghast at the remnants of teeth she turned to leave

Gideon leapt from his bed and began pursuit

His member fluttered and his angered words were too gummy to understand

He pawed the air bouncing from wall to wall but the tooth fairy was swift

Gideon stumbled into his bookshelf

He fell to the floor and was buried beneath his tumbling action figures