Short Stories
Here is a collection of (very) short stories I've written recently. It's important to note these are not poems. You can tell by the formatting.
1. Meeting King Prince Charles
King Prince Charles offered to shake my hand and I said 'no thank you, I don't believe in God.' Then he smiled at me and we winked at each other and I had the urge to buy some sausages.
I got so distracted I asked how Princess Diana was doing. Bit of a blunder, but we laughed about it. Great guy.
2. Meeting Bill Murray
Bill Murray from Ghostbusters was looking glum so I said to him 'don't worry mate, you're in Ghostbusters and that film's pretty good.' He perked up a bit and offered to get me a role in the next Ghostbusters but I refused because there's already about 20 characters I don't know on those posters.
3. Information Regarding Paul McCartney
I've been told Paul McCartney's name was originally Paul McCartwheel. He had it changed because he despises gymnastics and apparently he's the head of an underground operation to have it removed from the Olympics. Progress is slow, but he keeps plugging away between tours. On Tuesdays he treats himself to a bourbon (biscuit).
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