Alien

An alien moved in with me.

His feet leaked a slippery mucus.

I asked him to clean up after his little walks but he refused.

He insisted the bare floors burned against his alien skin stuff.

He ignored my suggestions to try wearing socks.

I asked why he lied on his application.

And suggested,

In the least offensive way possible,

That perhaps he should get to work on repairing his spaceship.