Swoon

Harold's wife wouldn't shut up about firemen.

She swooned as they mounted their ladders and hauled charred victims from the remnants of their houses.

Harold became jealous.

He bought a ladder and climbed up to the roof.

'Is this what you want?'

He screamed with tears in his eyes.

Then he got scared.

And Harold's wife had to call the fire brigade to help him down.