Jelly

Ethel took up squats as an exercise regime.

Did so many her legs turned to jelly.

She collapsed to the floor.

Began to consume her legs.

Soon there were no legs left.

And the squats were a waste of time.

In America they have decided to refer to jelly as 'jello'. That's a brand name. I do not accept it. It's not the worst thing to have happened though, so while I do not accept it, it's ranked pretty low on my list of things to be concerned about.